Becoming A Prostitute...

Pillow talk last night with my beloved Doctor Pip went a little something like this:

Swanky Stay At Home Mom (SSAHM): I have something to confess...I've been keeping a secret. I made a commitment to run 1000 miles in 2012.

Dr. Pip (DP): How much are they paying you?

SSAHM: Nothing.

DP: How much are you paying them?

SSAHM: Nothing.

DP (looking EXTREMELY perplexed): Why?

I didn't have a logical explanation for myself or him, I just knew it was something I must do.

So...this morning, I got up before the world and put in the miles I missed yesterday.

Now usually when I run, my head is full of absolute nothingness. This morning however, I reflected on our pillow talk..."how much are they paying you?"

At that precise moment, I knew I would become a prostitute...or...at least pay myself for my services.

I decided I would pony up $1 for every mile I run this year and spend it exclusively on MYSELF!!!! Now it seems senseless to me to wait until the end of the year to pay myself so (being the swanky, former corporate paralegal) I decided quarterly payments would work swimmingly! And speaking of swimmingly, my first payment will be spent on the most divine navy tulle swimsuit I found at J. Crew!

Tonight's Hispanic Delight...Enchilada Pie with Seasoned Pinto Beans!!!!!

Tomorrow we move into "The Bubble" and while Verizon has attempted several times to dig up Mr. Sellers yard (pre-closing), I will be out of pocket getting everyone snuggled in for the next few days!

Have a fantastic weekend friends...tune in Monday for picts of my new "tools" but moreover, to thine own self be true!!!!

Cheers~

H

Aka...Swanky Stay at Home Mom from "The Bubble"!





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